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/* Strong analog CRT treatment. The switch removes every effect below. */
.effect-filters{position:absolute;width:0;height:0;overflow:hidden;pointer-events:none}
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.glitch-type{display:inline-block;text-shadow:7px 1px #ff146b,-6px -1px #16edff;animation:type-distort 7s steps(1,end) infinite}
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.effects-off .glitch-type{animation:none;text-shadow:3px 0 #f9229c,-2px 0 #21d9ff}
.effects-off .hero:after{display:none}
@keyframes crt-roll{to{transform:translateY(430%)}}
@keyframes tracking-drift{0%,58%,68%,100%{transform:translateX(0)}60%{transform:translateX(5px)}64%{transform:translateX(-4px)}}
@keyframes type-distort{0%,64%,84%,100%{transform:none;text-shadow:7px 1px #ff146b,-6px -1px #16edff}67%{transform:skewX(-4deg) translateX(3px);text-shadow:12px 0 #ff146b,-9px 0 #16edff}76%{transform:skewX(3deg) translateX(-2px);text-shadow:-10px 1px #ff146b,8px -1px #16edff}}
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